Royal Decree No. 072 | My Last Nerve Is Currently Unsupervised

We all have that one day.

The coffee didn't help. The traffic didn't help. And the third person asking, "Is that your final answer?" definitely didn't help.

Royal Decree No. 072 is for those moments when patience has quietly slipped out the back door and your last remaining nerve has been left to fend for itself. It's not about losing your cool—it's about acknowledging, with a healthy dose of humor, that everyone has a limit.

Because sometimes the funniest thing you can do is warn people... before they find out the hard way.

Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt, this Decree delivers all-day comfort with a message that's guaranteed to earn a laugh from anyone who's ever had one of those days.

Features

• Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
• Soft, lightweight, retail-quality fit
• High-quality DTG printed design
• King Eddie signature crest on the left sleeve

Designed for everyday comfort and lasting durability

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Wear your Decree proudly, laugh often, and remember every Kingdom has its rules. These just happen to be a little more entertaining.

Welcome to the Kingdom.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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