Vendor: King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 033 | I Don't Argue...

Regular price $34.99 Sale price $34.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color Vintage Black
Size S
In stock: 9999
Description

Some people call it arguing.  You call it providing additional context.

Royal Decree No. 033 is for those who simply refuse to let facts, logic, and a perfectly good explanation go to waste. You're not trying to win the conversation—you just believe everyone deserves the opportunity to understand why you're absolutely, positively correct.

If your explanations occasionally become TED Talks, complete with supporting evidence and a few unsolicited examples... well, that's just called being thorough.

Wear it proudly. The people who know you best will laugh first—because they've already heard the extended version.

Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt, this Decree delivers premium comfort with a message that perfectly captures the art of being delightfully persistent.

Features

  • Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
  • Soft, lightweight, retail-quality fit
  • High-quality DTG printed design
  • King Eddie signature crest on the left sleeve

Designed for everyday comfort and lasting durability

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Wear your Decree proudly, laugh often, and remember every Kingdom has its rules. These just happen to be a little more entertaining.

Welcome to the Kingdom.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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