Royal Decree No. 011 | My Nice Button Is Very Small

Some people have endless patience.  You are not some people.

You genuinely try to be kind, helpful, and understanding—but there's only so much nonsense one person can absorb before the nice button runs out of battery. This Decree is for those who know their limits and aren't afraid to admit it with a smile.

Because honesty is refreshing... and sometimes hilarious.

Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3001 tee, this shirt is soft, lightweight, and made for everyday comfort. Whether you're grilling with friends, relaxing on the patio, heading to the brewery, or simply navigating another Monday, Royal Decree No. 011 lets everyone know exactly where you stand—without saying a word.

Features

• Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
• Soft, lightweight, retail-quality fit
• High-quality DTG printed design
• King Eddie signature crest on the left sleeve
• Designed for comfort, built to last

Issued by the Kingdom of King Eddie for those who believe patience is a virtue, but not an unlimited resource.

Welcome to the Kingdom.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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